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Stars Desperate To Say They’re Friends With Johnny Depp Before It’s Unacceptable To Be Friends With Johnny Depp

Stars Desperate To Say They’re Friends With Johnny Depp Before It’s Unacceptable To Be Friends With Johnny Depp

Celebrities, actors and other stars from the entertainment industry are lining up to announce in tweets, blogs and news articles that they are friends with Johnny Depp, fearing that such admissions will soon be unacceptable. This follows news that Amber Heard has been granted a restraining order against the actor for domestic violence and so … Continue reading

Hunt Redefining Anti-Social Hours To Explain To His Children Why He Has No Friends

Hunt Redefining Anti-Social Hours To Explain To His Children Why He Has No Friends

As the junior doctors go on strike today, Islington Echo can finally reveal the true reason for Jeremy Hunt’s desperation for doctors to work on Saturday. It is alleged that by having Saturdays classed as a normal working day and not anti-social hours, then Jeremy Hunt hopes his children will stop asking why Daddy never has … Continue reading

Prince Will in India: “Yes, Great-Grandfather Took The Best Of It.”

Prince Will in India: “Yes, Great-Grandfather Took The Best Of It.”

Prince William, alongside his wife Princess Kate, have been left underwhelmed by their visit to India this week, stating that he’s not seen anything worth stealing during his whole journey. He said he fully understood his great-grandfather’s decision to leave this stuff and why it wasn’t also taken back for the British Museum. It is understood that … Continue reading