It has today surfaced that Jeremy Corbyn is “a little bit miffed” that so many people have signed his petition calling for the recall of parliament but that most of those same people still haven’t sponsored his charity swim next month. He has allegedly been private messaging all his friends who have signed the petition … Continue reading
Lucas Hounds, of Mildmay Park Road, has told reporters today that he’s really not bothered about the collection, monitoring and selling of his digital data because he trusts Google will be cool about the whole thing. In response to his friends discussing how they disagree with the ability for Google, Facebook and other internet giants … Continue reading
A number of Middle Eastern countries have grouped together to invade America in a bid to rescue it from the terror of democracy. Concerns have been building in the rest of the world as the USA looks poised to be taken over by a despotic and psychotic ruler through the democratic process. Labeling Donald Trump … Continue reading
In the light of recent agreements between TFL and the capital’s tube drivers, Islington Echo has been exclusively leaked the first draft of Mayor Boris Johnson’s victory speech: “I am delighted to be here today to announce that we have reached an agreement with those Union types who were holding back our vision for London. … Continue reading
Today we have a guest publication from Julie Ellesons; writer of magazine The Sexy Swish which helps women to navigate the workplace by explaining when your boss is being sexist and when it’s actually that you’re terrible at your job! Over to Julie! I am obviously a feminist, but just because I’m a feminist doesn’t … Continue reading
