Health News: Eat A Bloody Cornish Pasty And Get On With Your Life

Health News: Eat A Bloody Cornish Pasty And Get On With Your Life

A group of nutrition doctors and specialists have finally completed a thirty year study examining every single dietary study published in peer reviewed journals. After compiling all the data, dietary recommendations, sample sizes and results; this was both fed into IBM’s Wilson super computer and also examined manually by the team of specialists. Both IBM … Continue reading

Cameron’s Speech Writer Desperately Looking For Ways To Use Bowie Lyrics To Insult Corbyn

Cameron’s Speech Writer Desperately Looking For Ways To Use Bowie Lyrics To Insult Corbyn

Close sources to Prime Minister David Cameron’s speech writer , Joel Havant, have reported that Mr Havant is desperately scrambling for ways to use David Bowie lyrics as insults for Jeremy Corbyn for the next PMQs. “It’s really important that David Cameron is seen to be hip and one of the people, which is why … Continue reading