Man decides Amazon ‘probably learnt its lesson by now’

A local man has decided to end his three year boycott of Amazon, stating that the global corporation had “probably learnt its lesson by now”. Harvey Green, of Holloway Road, cited recent generous and charitable movements by Amazon to change their tax arrangements so they pay a few quid here and there, plus their recent offer of £20 off Amazon Prime, as significant factors in his decision.

Mr Green had spent three years purchasing his books from independent bookshops and illegally downloading music and films in efforts to avoid using any of Amazon’s growing services, which he described as “a fucking faff, quite frankly.” He felt he was certain that this must have been quite difficult for Amazon to swallow and “basic psychology meant the punishment wouldn’t be effective if it lasted forever” especially since it appears they have definitely learnt their lesson.

 

 

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